Roshen: LUGANSK Assortment

Roshen: LUGANSK Assortment

ROSHEN-“Ассортимент Луганск”

Each human-shaped figure has been randomly selected, and scattered in the box, with broken limbs and bright red fillings, all mixed together, in a surprise explosion of chocolate, creamy red filling, and powdered sugar. You never know what’s coming next!

An arm, a leg. Sometimes, you will see the insides just gushing out. Each box, each day, a different, mind-numbing experience.

Not since the days of your grandparents, has this tribute to the past been made available, thanks to the Roshen Factory in LVIV. Try to fit the pieces back together! It’s impossible!

You will never forget the first time you see this assortment. Make sure your children are aware of this new line of products from Lviv. Make them remember.

Look for new assortments coming in the near future: Donetsk, Slavyansk, and Donbass…
PLUS “FASCISTI”… the secret new flavor you HAVE TO try !!

WARNING:
For many persons, the Blue and Yellow piece, turns bitter in the mouth.
Be cautious when eating.
DO NOT throw away the one piece covered in Red White and Blue foil.
It is a preservative. It is the only thing keeping the chocolate from turning rotten.

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get”
— Forrest Gump / Petro Poroshenko

**************** In memory of Inna Kukurudza *******************
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